Rapture
Saturday, May 21, 2011 at 4:45PM Okay. So, here I am....whispering...shhhhh. It's just about time for the rapture. I am underground with my pc, a bottle of water (I think I should have brought more water...hmmm.) and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Oh yeah.....and a gallon of Rocky Road. Damn, I forgot a spoon. No problem...end of the world....I'll just scoop it out with my hands. Who will care?
So...wait....I think I hear something. Waaasat? Waaasat? Didja hear that? Oh....just a kid going by on a skateboard being pulled by his dog. Doesn't he know what's about to happen? Where are his parents? I think that was a dog. The kid looked sort of scared now that I think of it. No. Just my imagination. I must relax.
It's getting darker....very ominous out there. Something is definately about to happen. I better run and get another gallon of ice cream.....be right back.
Okay, I'm back. Oh yeah, I just killed a zombie while I was upstairs. I think he was going for my ice cream. He looked amazingly like my husband. Hmmm. Wow.
Okay, so I better pay attention here. Zombies could be everywhere in a matter of minutes.
If anyone finds this blog...whatever....if I am eaten by a zombie or swallowed up by the earth, just know that as this is happening, I am calm, relaxed...FULL...geez, I ate too much ice cream.
There's a rumble.....a very strange rumble...it's loud..oh, it's so loud it's hurting my...it's....it's.....
Oh.
No problem.
It's my stomach. I definately ate too much ice cream. I should be still now. I must hear if anyone or anything approaches.
I see a shadow. It's very slow moving and large. Very creature like....Oh...good, that was a zombie I killed upstairs before. Husband is alive.
Should I let him know where I am? With only one bottle of water? Are you crazy? I will just sit and wait.....and wait....and wait.....
I am....oh......noooo!
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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